Short jokes
I got a call from NASA. Theyβve reached your hairline.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...
God bless the shooting that happened.
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
"I'm a little piss baby!" -Dream
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!
Why is the rum gone?
"Just killed a woman, feeling good."
- Tommyinnit
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
Big black ball sacks.
what happens when the president turns emo?
the great depression.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
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