Short jokes

Short jokes

I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.

I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.

How is there evidence of climate change?

The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!

How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?

Take a dump on her vagina!

Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.

Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.

Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.

An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...

But a creeper blows it up.

What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.

My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"

I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."

Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?

I asked my dad what his previous job was. He said: "I was a post until I met your mother."

This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.

What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.