Short jokes
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
Who wants a picture of my pp?
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
You're so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
I love jumping off cliffs.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
Your dad has a huge PP.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩