Short jokes
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
Elementary school kids: School is fun.
Me: Yeah, yeah, just keep believing that.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
I'm the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.
I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.