Short jokes
Why does America have more guns than people?
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
Like if I'm fine-ish.
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.