Short jokes
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Back bent.
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Imagine Africans during a solar eclipse...
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
Roblox usernames be like: "25k_baddieee."
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
300? You are a 3.0.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.