Short jokes
Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.
Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
I love big hot sexy men.
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
Call this for a gay old time! 0275535101
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.