Short jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep.
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
What does LMAO mean?
Launching missiles at orphanage.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
Smash or pass?
"Smash," said the iceberg.
TItanic:...
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.
Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
I found your parent!
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.