Short jokes

Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!

Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"

Friend: "I don't know."

Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.

There are "nun" good jokes.

When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.

Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?

What is this anyway?

I bought a book for my blind friend.

Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.

if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."

Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.

What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?

A black alien.

Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."

Lyla Annabelle Reeves - STL Missouri - Timber Tree.

Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.

Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.

I love big hot sexy men.

I want your cock in my rock bottom.

What did The Rock say to his dad?

"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"

I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!

The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.

Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!