Short jokes
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" š¤£
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in womenās sports as a man.
This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
Donāt challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless youāre prepared for the reaper cushions.
My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because Iām nobody, Dania.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?
Mountain Dew.
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!