Short jokes
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
Am I a guard or a guava?
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.