Short jokes
When your plane heads for New York...
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Hey, Mom, I am ugly.
"Facts," my mom says.
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
Satan and the devil are alter egos.
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.
Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(