Short jokes
One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
"Chairing is caring, folks!"
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
People with bipolar...............k2iojvjaiohoaehfbsjhfpoqwurp.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
"Ohh wing wing."
What did Eve say to Adam?
"That is rock hard."
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.
Dump in a stump. Ahahahaha.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.