Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop? I think it got lockjaw after that.
i hate it when I go to the shop and people are like "oh, hey what are you doing here?" me "oh you know just hunting elephants.
when i saw stephen hawking for the first time i knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed🤣🤣🤣!!!!11!
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost so he calls his mum but then remembers
school shootings are everywhere. in ice cream shops and even the woods
New business idea lets put a KFC on Africa and a watermelon shop
My forehead blew up because I saw urs at the forehead shop
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
why dont pakis play football, everytime they get a corner they build a shop
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy🌌
why did the chicken cross the road, because on his side there was a kfc shop
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
McNeill mom wrote a shopping list for supper ... cabbage _50 Carrots-50 Cooking fat -100 Onions_20 Tomato-20 salt-10 Total=250 she gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients. McNeill took long to return home from the shopping ... His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long . McNeill answered I have all the ingredients but I'm looking for total
I went to the shops yesterday, I bought roast chicken, eggs and duck. The cashier read $45.99 it was an eggcelent price.
A girl in the shop was getting bullied she came to me saying I’m getting bullied I told her stand up for her self
*walks into sex shop* Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex please.
Did you here about the needle and thread shop? - never mind it was needel-ess
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When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda's (Commanders) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. "All I wanna do is Candle you"
(Lexa and Clarke from 'The 100' [ #LexaDeservedBetter ] R.I.P. Lexa...)
My sister said “LETS GO TO PIZZA !” So, I went to the Pizza shop with her and she replied, “We really only needed the car?”
