Shop Jokes

Q: What did I find on my son's search history. A:Where is the nearest gun shop.

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I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory

Where do orhpans shop? Home Depot

Stephen hawking isn’t dead he’s just can’t walk to the shop and get new batteries 🙄

I used have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting. I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.

seems very long. you wont remember the tel number..... I remember it lile this from school days in Ireland.

Dolly Patron is shopping for new bra , lady says your size (69) , Dolly says no way that too too too (222) big, so she goes to doctor , Doc I need something to make my boobs smaller , here take (51) pills for 6 days ( x6) and soo she did . days later she ran back to doc, jesus Christ doctor look what happened Im BOOBLESS. 55378008 upside down.

Stephen Hawking walked to the shop I lied 😄

What do you call a man shopping? a half grown carton of cheese

Poopy pants ha goteen Use Code Fred_5001 in the fortnite item shop

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why did the indian cross the road ? to get to the curry shop

This boy said get get yo hairline straight I said girls don't have a hairline how about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worst then he did the first time.

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I went shopping and then to the hospital and then to bed and then I promised to only say and once in a sentence

One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop. The man asked for some crack The woman turned around and said, 'here.' That's where the crack was. you guessed it.

The next day she wiped it clean ready for the next guest who 'wanted crack' ;)