New Shooting Jokes - Page 8 - Worst Jokes Ever

Its hasn't been the same since kobe died I cant say kobe and more when going to shoot a shot now i have to say KOBE CRASH

I wish I was a police man cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with

I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.

what do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

An RC-XD.

What did the cop say after he shot the ginger? "I guess orange is the new black"

You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it....what do you do? You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.

Y did the csi team have to go to the purple rain shoot? ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤bc they had to dust for prince hahaha

you know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school

Why are Americans so dumb?

Because they shoot the ones that go to school.

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because one of them get shot, they will all be featured on the news.

So I was on a discord call the other day and one of my friends American buddies joined and we had a conversation.

Until they say: when did pounds change to quid.

And I said: 'they're the exact same thing.'

Then they said:

"but when did it happen?"

So I said:

"when did school change to shooting range?"

one-time the the dog got bit by snake so my dad had to shoot it my dad said to me "this is happen what to your little brother 'what little brother" exactly

When I got to you and I was android and we were all in minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem ui with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android