Shes

Shes jokes

Trip

Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?

A. She had to go to GasTown.

Mama

Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.

Photosynthesis

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.

Teaching

A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.

Memes

Yo Momma

Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.

Mama

Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.

She handed her an application through the mirror.

Split

We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.

Obesity

Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).

Mama

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

Mama

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.