Shes jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.

The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"

Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.

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I guess her rubber broke too.

Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.

Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.

I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"

When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.

Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!

There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved

Foxy the fox was a careless fox. She didn't care about her friend Froggy.

Froggy was a careful frog. One day, Froggy decided to teach the fox a lesson.

Foxy was in her bed sleeping when Froggy made her room an entire mess. She got up, and then her mother berated her for not cleaning her room. From now on, she is a careful fox.

A team of cops and a news reporter are at a home where a violent crime has been committed. The head news reporter, in front of the camera, says, "A woman in this house has killed her husband because he stepped on the floor while she was mopping." He then turns around and asks a cop, "Has the woman been arrested yet?" The cop replies, "Not yet, we're waiting for the floor to dry."

A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?"

She points off the cliff, and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside, all mangled and dead.

The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."

My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"

I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"

She said, "Why?"

I said, "'Cause it's your twin."

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.

Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!

Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.

Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?

She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.