Shes jokes

Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.

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Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.

Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.

Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.

He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"

She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."

Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?

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He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.

Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!

Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.

The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"

Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.

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I guess her rubber broke too.

Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.

Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"

When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.

Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!

There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved

Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.

Foxy the fox was a careless fox. She didn't care about her friend Froggy.

Froggy was a careful frog. One day, Froggy decided to teach the fox a lesson.

Foxy was in her bed sleeping when Froggy made her room an entire mess. She got up, and then her mother berated her for not cleaning her room. From now on, she is a careful fox.

A team of cops and a news reporter are at a home where a violent crime has been committed. The head news reporter, in front of the camera, says, "A woman in this house has killed her husband because he stepped on the floor while she was mopping." He then turns around and asks a cop, "Has the woman been arrested yet?" The cop replies, "Not yet, we're waiting for the floor to dry."

A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?"

She points off the cliff, and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside, all mangled and dead.

The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."