I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
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A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
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Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
