Shes jokes
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.
Memes
Tell me what she is looking at?
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.