She jokes

My mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. I didn't know what she was doing but she grabbed my cock and started sucking. Then I found out on porn she was doing deep throat.

A couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, I thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. I cried for 5 hours. Luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.

Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?

She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

I went to see my dentist, and she warned me it was going to hurt. Then, she told me she was having an affair with my husband. Good news though...the cleaning didn't hurt.

Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick, and I accidentally gave her the glue stick.

She won't talk to me anymore.

When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.

My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.

She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"

Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she is a girl.

Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?

Because she can’t hear the sea.

Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!

Friend: Hi, orphan.

Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.

Friend: ummm

Orphan: Exactly, U can't.

Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!

Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.

One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.

She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.

Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...

Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.

Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.

What did Sally do when she got home?

Cry because she has no arms.

Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.