Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
She Jokes
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my other girlfriend.
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.
Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."
Mom: (Looking through Facebook) How adorable!
Kid: (Looking over her shoulder) What a cute ass!
The kid's mom blushes until she realizes what he was pointing to. It was a picture of a baby donkey.
The real question is, what was she looking at on the same screen that made her blush at that remark?
A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.
