She jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.

Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.

Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.

I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.

A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."

Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.

Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!

Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.

Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.

Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.

Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my other girlfriend.

She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.

Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.

Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.

My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.

Why do orphans die so much?

'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."