She jokes

A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).

I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

DARK ALERT********

A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.

DARK ALERT********

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"

Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.

Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.

Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.

Why do orphans die so much?

'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.