She jokes
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my other girlfriend.
Memes
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).