She jokes

Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.

Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.

Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!

My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.

Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?

She is the only one that calls me "lamo."

My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.

He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."

You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.

Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.

Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.

Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.

How do you know the hooker killed herself?

She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.