She jokes
Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.