She jokes

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.

Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........

IMAGINE!

DARK ALERT********

A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.

DARK ALERT********

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.

Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.

I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.

She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."

Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).

I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.

Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!

Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."

Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.

Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.

Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.

Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.

My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.

Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.