She jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.

I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.

A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.

Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.

Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.

My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.

I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.

She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

DARK ALERT********

A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.

DARK ALERT********

We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.

Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.

Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."

Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.

Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.

Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."

Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.