She jokes
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Memes
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
DARK ALERT********
A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
DARK ALERT********
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."