She jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.

Dyslexia

My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.

Mama

Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!

Squirt

What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?

She charges you for extra sauce!

Mom

Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Girlfriend

My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.

Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."

Election

Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?

Because orange is the new black.

Girl

Why'd the girl fall off the swing?

'Cause she had no arms.

Knock, knock!! Who's there?

Not the girl.

Mom

She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”

The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”

Mom: “Exactly.”

Yo mama

Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.

Yo mama

Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!

Mama

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

Baseball

Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.

If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.

Grade

My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.

Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.

She lets him play anyway and I don't.