She jokes
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.
A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.