She jokes
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.
Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?
She thought it was diet coke.
My girlfriend accuse me of cheating. I asked her what was I supposed to do? She was just lying naked she said just do the damn autopsy.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.