She jokes
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.