She jokes

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.

I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.

She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."

DARK ALERT********

A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.

DARK ALERT********

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.

Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!

Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.

I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."

Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.

Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.

My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.

He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."

Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!

My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........

IMAGINE!

You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.

Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.

Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.

My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.

My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"