She jokes

Mama

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Noise

I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉

Mum

Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"

Mama

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.

Memes

Gift

I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.

Sally

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.

Dick pic

When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

"Enjoy the little things."

Dyslexia

I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.

So I ended up doing the YMCA.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.

Mom

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Mama

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

Signal

There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.

Mum

I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"

She said, "Yes."

"Knock knock."

I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"

Son

Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?

Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.

Dad: She had to take the deep penis.

Son: Umm...... WHAT!?

Dad: I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS.

Dad: Oh for god's sakes.

Dad: Epi Pen.

Friend

My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"