She jokes

Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.

Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!

If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.

I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."

How does she know I have that?

Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?

If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.

If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.

Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.

I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.

I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.

The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.

She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"

Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?

Because she loved raisin' kids!

I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.