She jokes

I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.

There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.

Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."

Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!

Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?

Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.

"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.

She is not “fun to be around.”

A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.

The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.

The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.