She jokes

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!

I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.

Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.

Yo mama so nice she...

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.

I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."

The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.

At 6, she wanted a happy mama.

At 8, she hated acting like a mom.

At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.

At 11, she wanted to see her mom.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.

Yo mama so stupid!

She bought a spoon... TO THE SUPERBOWL!

Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.

There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.

I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.

So I ended up doing the YMCA.

When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

"Enjoy the little things."

Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.

Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?

Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.

Dad: She had to take the deep penis.

Son: Umm...... WHAT!?

Dad: I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS.

Dad: Oh for god's sakes.

Dad: Epi Pen.