She jokes
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.