She jokes

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.

What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?

She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.

Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?

Because she got Avogadro's number!

Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.

One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.

Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.

Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?

A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.

Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.

Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?

You: What?

Me: She let it go, let it go!

My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.

So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"

Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.