She jokes
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.
She is not “fun to be around.”
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.