She jokes

I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?

If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:

So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.

What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?

What does your mom say when she is working?

Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.

Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”

Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.

Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."

How does she know I have that?

"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately. He quickly lost his job as a babysitter.

A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately. She quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.

Why do people hate Velma now?

Because she joined the Dark Side.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.

Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.

Husband: The second we entered the beach,

Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"

My girlfriend asked me to hand her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.