She jokes
Why did Sally fall off of the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Sally.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Minecraft movie
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍
Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops.
Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.
I was looking forward to my date with this paraplegic girl, but she stood me up.
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?
She was too used to grabbing the tip.
When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.