She jokes

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!

Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"

#she is sex*

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.

I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!

So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"

The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

At 6, she wanted a happy mama.

At 8, she hated acting like a mom.

At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.

At 11, she wanted to see her mom.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.

I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.

When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

"Enjoy the little things."

Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.

Yo mama so nice she...

Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.

Yo mama so stupid!

She bought a spoon... TO THE SUPERBOWL!