She jokes

I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.

I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"

She said, "Yes."

"Knock knock."

I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"

My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:

"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."

Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.

Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.

Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"

Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?

Because she loved raisin' kids!

I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.

Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!

I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.

Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.

Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.