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Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.