She jokes

I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:

"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.

Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.

What does your mom say when she is working?

Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.

My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).

She wasn't joking. :0

We are 15....

My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.