She jokes

I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.

Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.

I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.

Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.

So you mom call she side when Covin come home?

Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.

Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.

And she leaves you on felt.

Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.

I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."

Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.