She jokes
Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
when she feels 21 yrs old
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to Dr. Pepper for a check up.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one.
She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?”
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.