She jokes

Mama

Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."

Mama

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.

Memes

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

Mama

Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!

Mama

Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Mama

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.

Mom

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

Insult

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

🤣🤣🤣

Cousin

I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂

Mum

Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Emo

I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.

Momma

Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."