She jokes

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?

She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

Why did your mom cross the road?

You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.

Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.

My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.

My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.

My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.

When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.

And she leaves you on felt.

Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."

Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.

My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.

She said help, so I kicked her.