She jokes

Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.

Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.

If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.

I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.

My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.

Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.

A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.

His wife was up waiting for him.

"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.

He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!

I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?

Because she loved raisin' kids!

Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.

Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.