She jokes
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.