She jokes
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.
So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
Yo mama so nice she...
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.
His wife was up waiting for him.
"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.
He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.