Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
She Jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
Yo mama so stupid!
She bought a spoon... TO THE SUPERBOWL!
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.
Yo mama so nice she...
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"
She said, "Yes."
"Knock knock."
I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"
Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?
Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.
Dad: She had to take the deep penis.
Son: Umm...... WHAT!?
Dad: I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS.
Dad: Oh for god's sakes.
Dad: Epi Pen.
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"
I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
