She jokes

Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!

Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.

Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.

Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.

Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?

A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.

This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"

Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!

Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"

#she is sex*

My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.

So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?

Because she got Avogadro's number!

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.