Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
She Jokes
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
