She jokes
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
My dad told me a story today. His mom, my grandma, said if a bird gets in your house, someone will die.
That day, a hummingbird got in his UPS truck, and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer. 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later, she died. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
There was a woman sitting with me.
I had to leave until she pointed at something—it was my butt.
I was confused until it was her turn for truth or dare.
Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
I went to a 90 minute prostitute once. She was a whore and a half, I tell ya!
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."
Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for buns!
Lady: Will you fuck me?
Man: No, I don’t have a penis.
Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.
Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.
Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.