She jokes
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...
She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.
Her name was Lola.
She was a loner.
At the Copa.
Then I saw her,
And I got a boner.
The next morning,
She couldn't remember if I banged her.
Why did Sally decide to fly to school?
She couldn't drive.
I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Well, neither did she!
Why did the blonde chick buy two Plan B pills?
She wanted to be for sure for sure!
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
Sally has no arms. What did she get for Christmas? I don't know, she hasn't opened it yet.
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
Yo mama so fat, she died!
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey.
So a woman was paranoid, so she had a dog to check to see if anything was wrong. She would always stick her hand under the bed, and if the dog licked her hand, then she was safe. One night, just before bed, she stuck her hand under the bed. She felt a lick, so she went to bed. In the middle of the night, she needed to go to the bathroom. So, she walked into the bathroom, and on the window, it said: "HUMANS CAN LICK TOO!" Then she was murdered.