She jokes

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."

Yo mama is so nasty that she sucked your dad's dick and came in to kiss you goodnight.

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.

Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!

lmao

Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.

This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"

Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?

I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...

Clarie: I don't even care if it was a joke he made on me, you and Karlen, and if you think I'm getting over it, then you must have an oatmeal for a brain.

Jordan: Clarie ... you are so sensitive when she tells a little joke about you, me, and Karlen.

Clarie: It was painful!

Jordan: Who cares? I laughed. Ben is not a bad person, okay, calm down.

Clarie: Ben is a bad person. We are making friends with a bully/thug, but you say that he is not a "bad person", my mom is going to kill me if she finds out that I am hanging out with those kinds of people!

Jordan: Then don't tell her! Listen, I need you, give Ben a chance! Please?

Clarie: Shush, Karlen is coming!

Karlen: Hey guys, that Ben guy for sure has a way of saying words, I wish I could hurt him!!

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?

Neither has she.

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."

Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.

Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.

And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like

Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay.

She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.

We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.