She jokes
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.
My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
My mom told me that her doctor told her personally that she had to keep herself isolated because she has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great ass.
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.
Silence...
And then at last she spoke...
"Unexpected item in the bagging area."