She jokes
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
Kate ate food coloring last night. She said she was dying inside.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.