She jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
She really wanted a boner.
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
I'll never forget my aunt's last words before she died: "Can you stop shaking the ladder, please?"
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
Kate ate food coloring last night. She said she was dying inside.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!