She jokes
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Yo mama so fat,
she fell off BOTH sides of the bed!
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"