She jokes
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
Kate ate food coloring last night. She said she was dying inside.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slicker hair back she looks 15.
Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.