She jokes
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put her seatbelt on.
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Memes
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said, "To be continued."
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?
She was too used to grabbing the tip.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
My ex died in an anchorage accident.
She always was a sleeping hooker.
Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.