She jokes
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.