She jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.