She jokes
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!