She jokes
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
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Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
My ex died in an anchorage accident.
She always was a sleeping hooker.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"
Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.
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I guess her rubber broke too.