Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
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Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
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Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
My ex died in an anchorage accident.
She always was a sleeping hooker.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"
Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.
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I guess her rubber broke too.
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
