She jokes

Teenager

When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"

Prostitution

There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved

Sally

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Memes

Fox

Foxy the fox was a careless fox. She didn't care about her friend Froggy.

Froggy was a careful frog. One day, Froggy decided to teach the fox a lesson.

Foxy was in her bed sleeping when Froggy made her room an entire mess. She got up, and then her mother berated her for not cleaning her room. From now on, she is a careful fox.

Car

A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?"

She points off the cliff, and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside, all mangled and dead.

The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."

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  • JFK

    My favorite sex position is the “JFK,” I splatter all over her as she screams to get out of the car 😂

    Mama

    Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!

    Accident

    Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?

    She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.

    Mama

    Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!

    Mama

    Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

    Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.

    Sex

    My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me... It turns out that she was lying.

    Eyebrow

    I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.