She jokes

Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"

Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.

I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"

Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"

I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.

Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.

Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.

HAIKU JOKE:

Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.

Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.

Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.

He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"

She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."

Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?

LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j

Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!

Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.

The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"

Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.

...

I guess her rubber broke too.

Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.

Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"

When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.

Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!

There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved