She jokes

Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"

Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.

I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.

Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"

Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"

Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.

Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.

He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"

She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."

Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?

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I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!

I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.

Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.

My ex died in an anchorage accident.

She always was a sleeping hooker.

Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.

Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!

Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.

Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!

There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved

When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.

Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"