She jokes
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
ur a wizard harry
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
My ex died in an anchorage accident.
She always was a sleeping hooker.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"
Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.
...
I guess her rubber broke too.
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.