She jokes
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
My ex died in an anchorage accident.
She always was a sleeping hooker.
Memes
ur a wizard harry
Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"
Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.
...
I guess her rubber broke too.
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said, "To be continued."
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!