She jokes
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.
A drunk walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar and says, "Bartender, I want to buy that douchebag a drink."
The bartender says, "You can't talk like that! This is a respectable establishment, I'm going to throw you out!"
The drunk says, "Okay, I'm sorry. I'd like to buy the lady a drink."
The bartender goes to where the woman is sitting and says, "The, ah, gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you a drink, what will it be?"
She says, "Vinegar and water."
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
Yo mama so nice she...
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
Little Johnny was eating dinner with his family. His mother went around the table and asked, "Mark, what would you like to eat?" Mark said, "I'd like some fucking potatoes." *SMACK*! Mother slapped Mark. She then asked Suzie, "What would you like to eat?" "Well, I'd like some fucking potatoes," said Suzie. *SMAACK*! She slapped Suzie. "Okay, Johnny, what would you like to eat?" "Well.... I sure as hell don't want no fucking potatoes."
I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed, "Help!"
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
Yo mama so old, she was Jesus' nanny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.
My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*