She jokes
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
Five minutes later, she agreed to get with me, so we went and rocked the minivan like, "Giggity, Giggity, Giggity!"
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
She said no, so I raped her.
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?
She died the next weekend.
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
Little Jimmy asked his mom if he could take a bath with her since he was scared of being alone. She said, "Sure, just don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what are those?" She replied, "Those are just headlights." He looked down and said, "What is that?" She said, "That's just a bush." The next day, mommy wasn't home, so he asked to take a shower with his papa instead. He said, "Okay, but don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what is that?" His papa replied, "That's just a snake." Later that night, he asked to sleep with his parents. They said, "Okay, just don't look under the covers." After a while, he grew bored and went under the covers. Jimmy screamed, "Mom, turn on the headlights, the snake is in the bush!"
yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"
How did Sally get a free trip to Hawaii? She washed up on shore.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was in a wheelchair! 🤣🤣