Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
the shark bit me and i feet red down my legs
WHY DON'T SHARKS EAT NlGGERS? THEY THINK IT'S WHALE SHIT.
If you play the movie Jaws in reverse it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs do disabled people.
what a sharks favorite sandwich peanut butter and jellyfish
Q:Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean
A:to find his dad
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Marty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Guys I'm back....
Here's my joke
What I'd blue and red all over? Blood in the water of a shark attack victim
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
If you watch jaws backwards it's a heartworming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people
ok im on my last nerves when people say water shark guy and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME. This is my name- watersharky
people are like sharks only the grate ones are whit
Hello if you don't know me (Which you probably don't) my Name is watersharky or ws or Shark. I am a normal weird kid\preteen and that's it. If you want more info on me I will gladly share! Shark out.
