Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.
What is your arms favorite military branch? The army.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus _____
what do you call 2 octopus that look the same? Itenticale!
Where does a octopus put its money? In a octo-purse
octo means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs.... so where did the pus come from.
What Did The Shark Say When He Ate The Clownfish? This Tastes A Little Funny.
How many times do yo tickle a squid before it laughs???
TEN-TICKLES
One did one male whale say to the other male whale? She's gonna blow!
whats a whale's favorite James Bond movie? liscence to krill
What do you ca a female octopus an octopussy
octuspus
Q:Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean
A:to find his dad
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
what do call a brave octopus octobrave
what does a shark smoke sea-WEED
how do whales breathe under water they take a deep METH
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
So There was a male whale and a female whale swimming threw the ocean .One day the male whale sees a ship and says "that's the ship that killed my parents" . So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea. The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive so he opened his mouth and went for the man but out nowhere the female whale yells. " HEY!!, I was in it for the blowjob but I'm not gonna eat sea men"
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
Hey guys! It's Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revouir, GGG
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags it’s tail, and the other TAGS A WHALE!
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale
