Aquatic jokes
What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank!
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
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My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.
I used to have a goldfish which breakdanced on the floor. But only for like twenty seconds.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish? A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
If we can't see air, can fish see water?