Aquatic jokes
My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank!
I used to have a goldfish which breakdanced on the floor. But only for like twenty seconds.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.
What did the fish get on his math test?
A sea plus.
I have a fish that can breakdance!
Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.