Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERhead
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERhead
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks teeth?
A slow swimmer...
I have a friend who recently stoped smoking and the withdraw was hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend. I see a dreamer over there by the water!
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten of by a shark. But don't worry, he is all right now.
Baby Shark be like " It's the END" bruh they dead
Why did my mother buy me a honda she knows I can move so she pushed my wheel chair with me in it into the ocean I survived just by a second but a shark got my wheel chair fucking bitch
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
what is sharks favourite day chewsday
How are shark eggs and your mam the same? There both the biggest thing ever laid.
A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend. Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, "Oh no the sharks will get him." All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, the sharks are not even bothering him! And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, "Professional Courtesy."
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop? I think it got lockjaw after that.
[god creating sharks] god: ok give them 3 rows of teeth. Angel: seems excessive but ok. God: and make them mean as hell. Angel: wtf y. God: BECAUSSE I SAID SO. Angel:.... god: and make one of the types have a hammer for a head angel: why do I still work for you? God: because I’m the only employer as of right now.
What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish? This taste a little funny.
How do you cook macaroni .with a shark-spoon-a-rooni
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic? Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead.
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.
So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go. You'll never shine if you don't glow.
[Chorus:] Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid. And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold.
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder. You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older. But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture.
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin. The water's getting warm so you might as well swim. My world's on fire. How about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.
[Chorus 2x]
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas. I need to get myself away from this place. I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change.
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.
So much to do, so much to see. So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go. You'll never shine if you don't glow.
[Chorus]
And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold.
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
