Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.
Ocean Wheelchair Mishap
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, genius. So basically, the dude's mom bought him a car knowing he can't move. Then she shoves him in the ocean, and a shark eats his ride. Real knee-slapper, huh? Considering your IQ is probably lower than the water level he was drowning in, I'm surprised you made it this far.
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not nicsh