Sexuality jokes
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
You're gay, stop reading.
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Boy, you gay?
Yo momma is like a penny...
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants!
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
Haha, you're gay!
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
Fucking Fruit!
My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
Gay air.
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.