Sexuality jokes

Cooper, your mum gay, lol.

Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.

Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.

There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."

A gay wizard went to a bar and disappeared with a poof!

Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?

A: Because it tasted like shit.

I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.

I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.

Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.

If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?

Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?

She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.

Why is Marcus gay? Because he's gay.

I know a baby carrot when I see one.

Boy, you gay?

Gays: I like men.

Straight: I like women.

Bisexual: A hole is a hole.

Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.

What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.

What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?

A booty call.

"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.

The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.

I love pussy.