Sexuality jokes
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed, one fell off and bumped his head.
Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said, "I'm gay!"
If it does more than pee, it's too old for me!
I'm Gay.
Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
Me: Ok so let's get this straight....
Cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car.
Me: But I didn't do anything?
Cop: No.
Me: So why are you arresting me then?
Cop: Imma tell you a story.
Me: Oh no.......
Cop: I know, now come on.
Me: Ok where?
Cop: My room.
Me: Which room?
Cop: My bedroom.
Me: 😱I'm a girl.
Cop: So am I, now get in.
Me: But I'm 9.
Cop: I'm 59.
If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
My two friends came to me one day and said they had the best blowjob that they ever had from my little sister. So I ask my sister, "Is it true that you gave my friends blowjobs?" She said yes.
My sister asked me, "Do you want one?" I said yeah. My sister gave me a blowjob and wow, just like my friends, it was the best blowjob that I ever had. As an older brother, I couldn't be more prouder.
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
I want to cream, rn.