Sexuality jokes
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
My step mom walked in naked once. I sky rocketed that day. I was 12.
I'm a gay.
Memes
How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.
He said, "Best surprise ever!"
Girl: Hi (flirt)
Boy: Hi? (reluctant)
Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).
Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...
You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.
Cooper, your mum gay, lol.
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?
Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?
You: Uhhhhhhh
Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.
You: Thank God.
Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...
You: *faints*
Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.
A gay wizard went to a bar and disappeared with a poof!
There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."
I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.
I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.
Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.