Sexuality jokes
Hi, I’m gay.
Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?
He killed his mom and then fucked her.
I have a big cock.
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
A bicurious man goes to a gay bar.
A gay man offers him a drink.
The bi man explains he doesn't know if he's gay or not.
"That's fine," he says, "let's just have a drink."
The gay man asks him for a dance, and he explains again he isn't sure if he's gay or not.
Eventually, the gay man invites him to go home with him to hang out as friends.
They get to his house, and the gay man says, "Do you fancy having sex?"
He isn't sure, so the gay man explains, "I'll push in slow, and at any point you want to stop, make animal sounds, and if you like it, start singing."
So they get to it, and the gay man pushes in slowly, the bi man bursts out "MOOOOO MOOOOO MOOOOOOVVVEE CCLOSSEEERRRR"
How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.
He said, "Best surprise ever!"
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
Girl: Hi (flirt)
Boy: Hi? (reluctant)
Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).
Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...
You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.
My step mom walked in naked once. I sky rocketed that day. I was 12.
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
I'm a gay.
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.
Cooper, your mum gay, lol.
There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."