Sexuality

Sexuality jokes

Microwave

What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.

Butt

What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?

A booty call.

Memes

Line

The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.

Sex

What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?

Erectile dysfunction.

Dick

What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.

Insult

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

Nut

What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?

“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”

Guy

There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.

Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...