Sexuality jokes
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
Gay
Boy
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.
Yo momma is like a penny...
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants!
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
Gay air.
Haha, you're gay!
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!
Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.
Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.
Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is gay, and so are you.
Son: Daddy?
Dad: Why tf do you keep calling me daddy? You're 11 years old, feminine gay hoe.
Son: Whoa!? Daddy, what's that?
Dad: Wtf are you talking about?
Son: Your dick has gotten more tastier?
Son: Ooh... I..... Just.... Wanna.... Sssuuc
Dad: Oh nope, I'm not having a gay hoe's fiend in my house, no quit looking at my dick, you need some pussy.
Son: eeeeeewwwwwwwwwww nooooo plz no plz
Dad: Shut the fuck up: ehr em
Mom: What the fugde is going on?
Dad: Our son's a gay bitch.
Mom: Language! So? I need to teach him how to like a girl huh?
Dad: Yes Ma'am, plz.
Mom: Okay. Herman, get your gay ass in my bed but naked, I'll be there in 10.
Son: wha whey huh ur gonna... wtf?!?!?!??
Mom: Quit cursing, I'm gonna fuck u extra hard!!
Son: Ewww, I'm gonna fuck my mom even though she is hot sexy but eeewwww.
Mom: Shut it!!!, or I'm gonna recordid and *fliped her hair taking off her panies (pussy naked)* and show this to ur gay fuck friends!
Son: Huh
Son: Mom FUCK U*
Mom: Okay baby I'm gonna fuck u in a minute lemme tak my bra off
Son: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH
Son: Moms are the worst, are they?
Me no there not sometimes but i love them teheheteheh
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Like if you are gay.
There was this girl on the street that had no arms and no legs. She looked at me and said, “Hey sir, I’ve never been fucked before, will you fuck me?” So I threw her in the ocean and said, “Well, you’re fucked now.”
Why don't gay men perform anilingus on each other in Greece?
Because anilingus is against the law in Greece.