Sexuality jokes
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
Michael is gay and sucks cock.
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?
He killed his mom and then fucked her.
Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?
Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.
Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.
Memes
Ur mom gei.
A guy once went hunting at a Hunting Ranch owned by a Hunter and his Wife. After a long day of hunting, the hunter enjoys a couple of cold ones in Rancher’s Living-room. There they were having a grand ole time until the Rancher’s wife walks in. The Hunter looks at her and says “that’s a nice piece of ass you got your self there.” The Rancher replied “(with a harsh southern accent from years of cigarette smoke) You’ve never been so right in your life, honey why don’t show our guest your tits.” She agrees and then shows the hunter her plump DD cup breast. After he gets a good gander he says “Nice.” Then Rancher shouted “show em yer peker now Hon.” She agreed and whipped out a 13inch Johny, and twirled it around like how an Elephant would move his. Now dazed and confused the Hunter yells out “What in Sam Hill is that!!” and the Rancher replied “Now....Lemme tell you..There ain’t a thing like it”.
What's hot and hard?
Me when I look at children.
Ur mum homo.
Gay
Boy
Beau is gay.
You're gay.
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.
I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!
Evans so gay I mouth kissed him.
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
Why is Gennis gay?
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.