Sexuality

Sexuality jokes

Sex

  • How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?

    How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!

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  • Boy

  • The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.

    Pregnancy

  • So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?

    Virgin

  • Why do Vampires like virgins?

    Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.

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  • Handicap

  • What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?

    Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.

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  • Racism

  • Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.

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  • Name

  • Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?

    Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.

    Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.

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