Sexuality jokes
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
You gay.
Ha, gay!
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."
He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."
Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard. 👅👅👅
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
If you have cancer, you are gay.
Beau Ruse is Gay.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.
Me and your mom in the bed.
So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
Straight people.
That's the joke.
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
I’m horny who else is *ugh ugh papi harder*.
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.