Sexuality jokes
Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard. 👅👅👅
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
If you have cancer, you are gay.
Beau Ruse is Gay.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.
Me and your mom in the bed.
So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?
My dick hard.
Straight people.
That's the joke.
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
I’m horny who else is *ugh ugh papi harder*.
Oof, you're gay!
My mom is gay.
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.
My penis is on fire.
Michael is gay and sucks cock.