Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
I'm gay because I like men.
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed, one fell off and bumped his head.
Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said, "I'm gay!"
Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.
Good night, boys.
I like goodies.