Orientation jokes

Gays: "I like men."

Straight: "I like women."

Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."

You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?

Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.

My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.

How many gay guys can you fit on a bar stool? Four, just flip it over.

What is gay - curious 🤔 😳

👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.

👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?

🚲 🚲 🚲

😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.

So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?

How do you fit 4 gay dudes on a stool?

Flip it upside down.

What did one gay sperm say to the other? "You think we’ll find the egg and all this shit?"

Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.

How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?

Depends how hard they blow out the candles.

I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"

"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."

Robin's gay.

What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?

Bisexual.

I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.

What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?

gay now, heterosexual later.

What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?

Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."

A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."

What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?

A dick.

You're gay.

Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.

Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.