Gays: "I like men."
Straight: "I like women."
Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."
bro im so gay i can't even spell strait
I was doing a race and I started after everyone cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, because I can't go straight, if i'm gay...
You calling me gay but the pole is straighter than you
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a christian nationalist he gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation
How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a christain nationalist and catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community
1. Full name: John 2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run. 3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream. 4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated. 5. Mental health: mentally retarded. 6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit. 7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named as Redwing and the lizard named as Notail 8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock. 9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John
