Orientation jokes
Dan is very, very bent.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
Why are you gay?
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
You're gay, stop reading.
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
1. Full name: John.
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.
6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.
8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.
Why is Jack so gay?
Because he is.
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?
There are speedos in the microwave.
Why is a circle gay?
It's not straight.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
Imagine being gay like Joe Mama!
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay.