Gays: "I like men."
Straight: "I like women."
Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."
You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?
Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.
My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.
How many gay guys can you fit on a bar stool? Four, just flip it over.
What is gay - curious 🤔 😳
👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.
👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?
🚲 🚲 🚲
😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
How do you fit 4 gay dudes on a stool?
Flip it upside down.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
Gay is a mental illness.
You're not thinking straight.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
Robin's gay.
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
