The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
A man looks at his friend and says, "If you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk, and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone?" The friend says in a disgusted tone, "No." So the man says, "Okay, let's go camping."
Donald Trump was golfing with Barack Obama. The Donald said, "Listen Barack, I'm getting older and I'm having trouble sexually satisfying my young wife. I know that you black guys are supposed to be magic in bed. Can you give me a few pointers?" Barack gave Donald a few ideas and that night Donald made love to his wife. He did everything he was told. He started out slowly entering his wife gently then finished hard. Melania came quickly screaming. "Oh Donald, You fuck just like Barack Obama."
My nan's gayyyyyy.
Your mum gay, lol.
What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
pussi
Let me tell you a story.
There once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes.
He didn't want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes.
He lived in a dorm, and all day he watched porn, but still he would suck on some corn.
One day he would go to choke on some tasty chode, but his bros found out, gave him a shout, and kicked him out yelling that he broke the bro code.
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.
What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.
Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
