Sexuality jokes
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
Did you hear about the gay choirboy?
He choked on his first hymn.
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
How do you know that your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes weird.
I'm gay.
Girl: You are gay.
Boy: Who says I’m gay?
Girl: You ARE GAY!
Boy: You are lesbian.
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Are you a knife? Because damn, I want you inside of me ;)
I eat dick.
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
A man was asked by his 21 years old daughter, "Dad, how do you give a blowjob to a man that has a big dick?"
Her father replied, "Honey, you should have watched me last night. It was inside my mouth. Does it cycle now?"
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in your man's pussy.
Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.
Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her mom naked taking a shower and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get breasts?" Mom says, "Oh, when you're 12 or 13." The little girl looks down and see’s her pubes and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get hair down there?" Mom says, "Oh, about the same time you get breasts."
Then the little girl walks in and sees her dad sitting on the bed with a hard on and asks, "Daddy, daddy, when am I gonna get one of those?" Dad says, "Soon as your mom leaves for work."
Dario is gay.