Sexuality jokes
Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"
She pulls out a knife and fork.
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
Did you hear about the gay choirboy?
He choked on his first hymn.
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
How do you know that your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes weird.
I'm gay.
Girl: You are gay.
Boy: Who says I’m gay?
Girl: You ARE GAY!
Boy: You are lesbian.
Crowd: OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhbhhhbhH
Are you a knife? Because damn, I want you inside of me ;)
I eat dick.
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
A man was asked by his 21 years old daughter, "Dad, how do you give a blowjob to a man that has a big dick?"
Her father replied, "Honey, you should have watched me last night. It was inside my mouth. Does it cycle now?"
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in your man's pussy.
Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.
Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.