Sexuality jokes
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?
Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.
Women are gay.
"Wheelchair" - HAHA!
Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
I have a big cock.
Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"
She pulls out a knife and fork.
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
Did you hear about the gay choirboy?
He choked on his first hymn.
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
How do you know that your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes weird.
I'm gay.