Sexuality jokes

What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.

I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!

Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"

Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.

Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?

He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.

What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?

Kids can take both.

I like my women like I like my coffee.

Without other people's dicks in it.

Daughter: Dad.

Dad: Yes honey?

Daughter: I'm lesbian.

Dad: Ok.

Daughter 2: Dad.

Dad: Yes?

Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.

Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?

Son: I do...

Hi, I’m gay.

What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.

Was Jesus a virgin? Of course not! He was nailed before he was killed.

What do you call a gay threesome?

A Sloppy Joe.

What do gay girls order in a bar?

Pussy juice.

What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.

I know a baby carrot when I see one.

What's the definition of disappointment?

Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.

I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.

Digging stuff up is too hard.

I guess necrophilia isn’t for everybody.

You're gay, except it...

You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.