Sexuality jokes

Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to fuck you.

A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.

Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.

"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."

How are a gay guy and a refrigerator different?

When you pull the meat out of the refrigerator, it doesn’t fart.

What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?

An erection.

Ur mum homo.

I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.

I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.

What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.

Kid: Are you gay?

Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.

This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.

What do you call a lesbian? Me.

Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...

It's too hard.

What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?

You don't want your computer to go down on you.

My pen is so strong, ladies, come and get it!

I did phone sex, but I'll never do it again because last time my penis got stuck in the charging cord.

What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.

I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!

Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"

Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.