Sexuality jokes
Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.
Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?
Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.
Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?
Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.
LOL xD
I f*** my dad. Please help me. 😭😭😭😭
It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur?
A Doyoulickalotapuss.
Everyone reading this is gay!
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to fuck you.
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
How are a gay guy and a refrigerator different?
When you pull the meat out of the refrigerator, it doesn’t fart.
What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?
An erection.
Ur mum homo.
I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.
I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.
Kid: Are you gay?
Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...
It's too hard.