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If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?

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    • Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.

    There was once a kid named Timmy. His father and mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them.

    They all get under the covers. Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood-curdling scream. "MOMMY, WATCH OUT! THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY, I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his father's penis in his mouth and chomps down.

    Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.

    Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock ‘cause Jill’s real name is Randy.

    Yes, this joke is stolen.

    My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."

    Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?

    You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...

    What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...

    Roses are red, the grass is greener,

    Every time I think of you, I play with my weenie.

    I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"

    Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.

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    • One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)