What is the definition of GAY?
Thunwa :D
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?
Depends...
My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
I'm so gay I could barely think straight.
A fan gave another fan a blowjob.
What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.
I'm Gay.
duha is gay hahahahahaha.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.
Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."
I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."
