Orphan's Boyfriend

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is a real knee-slapper if you're into the dark stuff. See, orphans don't have daddies, right? And "daddy" is also slang for a dude who's, shall we say, *good* in bed. "D" is just a letter that stands for dick, but it also implies that the orphan wants the boyfriend's penis. Since you are reading this, you are not smart. You're probably the type who thinks a balanced diet involves a slice of cake in each hand.