Sexuality jokes
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
What do you call a gay French man?
A faguette!
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
(Yes, I know God created the rainbow, not Jesus.)