Sexuality

Sexuality jokes

The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.

Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?

Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.

What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.

I sexually identify as kilometers per second.

Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).

Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?

A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.

A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”

The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”