Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
One day, a girl was showering with her mom. She pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)".
The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied: "In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
