I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
Sexuality Jokes
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”
The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
There is this little boy, and he gets in the shower with his mom and looks up and says, "Mommy, what are those?"
She replies with, "These are my headlights."
He looks down and says, "Mommy, what's that?" She says, "That's my garage."
So he gets out of the shower and gets in with his dad and looks down and says, "What is that?" The dad says, "This is my snake."
Later that night, he wakes up in the middle of the night and screams, "Mommy, Mommy, turn off your headlights and close your garage. Daddy's snake is trying to get in!"
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
