What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
What is a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming!
this is not a joke, Tom i'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual i don't like you
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your dad is gay, so are you.
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
