Sexuality jokes
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
What is a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.