A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
I like dildos.
Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?
Mpreg is hot af.
I love jacking off to mpreg.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy. Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
I bet you like men!
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
So she could have someone to call daddy.
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"
Life is like a penis. Other people make it hard.
When I was a little boy I had this dream I was eating a giant marshmallow
When I woke I was being sexually abused
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
