What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?
A blowjob is anonymous.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass.
i hate it when ever i bring a girl over my parents don't care but when i bring one of my friends thats a boy there like KeEp ThE DoOr OpEn and im gay
i hate it when people think im a boy because i have short hair i mean im gay what do you expect
My nickname should be night light... because kids turn me on...
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.
A man walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down?"
The man says, "I just found out my niece is gay." The next day, he orders 4 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down now?" The man says, "I just found out my son is gay."
The next day, he orders 6 shots of whiskey. The bartender says, "Got anybody who likes women?" The man says, "My wife does."
what goes in and out and saves your life but is not sexual diabetes