Sexuality jokes
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
(Yes, I know God created the rainbow, not Jesus.)
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
I'm about to cum!
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.