Sexuality jokes
A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?
The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.
The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill’s real name is Randy.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
What is the difference between a microwave and a gay guy?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
Pulled pork? Yeah, I cranked my hog today, too.
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.