Why am I gay
Because I like. Mushrooms
Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.
Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.
Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.
What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?
None, it's all tongue and groove...
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. My first time in the air, my instructor informed me but he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane, and his buddy says "well did you jump?"the guy says yeah, a little at first.
If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
Daughter: Dad.
Dad: Yes honey?
Daughter: I'm lesbian.
Dad: Ok.
Daughter 2: Dad.
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.
Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?
Son: I do...
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
Daniel takes his frustrations out on shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on arunima
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock, and Jill's real name was Randy.
What do you call a single bisexual?
All bi myself.
Where is a pen elephant’s sexual organs. On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?
Finger-food.
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.
