Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
I'm about to cum!
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
