What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"
Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany. HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.
Well, if someone ever calls you gay ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." ๐คฃ๐
Little Johnny's mom is taking a shower. Little Johnny walks in and asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Mommy says, "That is my keyhole." The next day, Little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and Little Johnny asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Daddy says, "That is my key." The next day Little Johnny says to his dad, "Looks like the neighbor has the key to Mommy's keyhole too."
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said, "You are what we are looking for, but I need to test your skills." He hands her a pen. He said, "Sell me this pen." She puts it between her boobs.
I told my mom that I have a crush. She replied with: "So you like girls?" I said: "Uhm no no no." BUT I'm lesbian. Someone help, how do I tell her without her hitting me with a belt?
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for? campaign contribution to the Republican Party
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
Going to church, you don't think, you are Christian. Sleeping with ten men, You don't think, you are straight.
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
What is italian sausage?
The dick of a gay italian.
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you?
I'm a heterosexual man that is so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man bisexual
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man gay now heterosexual later
