Sexuality jokes
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
My two friends came to me one day and said they had the best blowjob that they ever had from my little sister. So I ask my sister, "Is it true that you gave my friends blowjobs?" She said yes.
My sister asked me, "Do you want one?" I said yeah. My sister gave me a blowjob and wow, just like my friends, it was the best blowjob that I ever had. As an older brother, I couldn't be more prouder.
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.
I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.
I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.