What do you call a gay French man?
A faguette!
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
(Yes, I know God created the rainbow, not Jesus.)
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
I'm about to cum!
