What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"