Sexuality jokes
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.
"That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
My two friends came to me one day and said they had the best blowjob that they ever had from my little sister. So I ask my sister, "Is it true that you gave my friends blowjobs?" She said yes.
My sister asked me, "Do you want one?" I said yeah. My sister gave me a blowjob and wow, just like my friends, it was the best blowjob that I ever had. As an older brother, I couldn't be more prouder.
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.
I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.
I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.