Sex

Sex jokes

Night

    • Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

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    • Man

    • What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?

    Driving under the influencer.

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    • Hunter

    • Two guys were on a hunting trip, and after the first day of hunting, they didn’t see anything, so they decided the next day they would split up and meet back at the fire at dinner time.

    After a day of hunting, they meet back at the fire, and one hunter asked the other, “How did your day go?”

    The one hunter said, “I had the best day ever! I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever. We had sex for hours in every position you could think of.”

    Then the other hunter asked him, “Was she a good lookin’ blond?” And he said, “Oh, I don’t know, I didn’t find her head.”

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    • Sex memes

    Triplet

    • I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend, so I fucked her. Turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about.

    And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her, but this time it was her identical triplet. There are 3 of them...

    AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!

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    • Wife

    • Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.

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    • Dick

    • What should people do with their floppy dicks?

    I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!

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