Sex

Sex jokes

Job

    • Dad's secretary left her position, he told me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.

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    • Arse

    • My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!

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    • Sex memes

    Man

    • What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?

    Driving under the influencer.

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    • Game of Thrones

    • The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.

    I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"

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    • Little Johnny

    • Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."

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    • Condom

    • A guy and his girl just finished making love.

    Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"

    The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"

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    • Period

    • Little Susie had gotten her first period. She told her mom, and they bought pads.

    The next month, Susie's mom asked if she had her second one. Suzie said no, and her mom fainted!

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