Sex jokes
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
A boy walks into class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."
Another boy walks in with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."
Then a girl walks in, and the teacher says, "And where on earth have you been?" The girl says, "Well, you see..." Then the teacher stops her and says, "Let me guess, on a peach hill?" The girl says, "No, on 2 big cucumbers."
Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?
Daniel: Isn’t it the women?
Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.
This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.
Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.
She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Quinn pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper 🍆🍔.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Lay on the bed, So I can fuck you.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
What’s the best thing about fucking twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them!
What hangs low?
Balls.
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.
Why is my dick like a balloon?
The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister?
Nothing, he just started wanking.
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.