Sex jokes
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
Anal, haha.
"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
What do you call a wet condom?
A wet condom.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
I've been told I've got a perfect cock.
She sure was hard on me when I took it from her, though.
Prostitutes remind me of chewese.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute, but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push.
Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because he's a registered sex offender.