What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
Remember, the confession booth is not a glory hole.
Bad handjobs are rare. They’re hard to come by.
What's another name for cumming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.