Sex

Sex Jokes

What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?

One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.

What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.