Why’d the rubber go flying across the room? Because it got pissed off!
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Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, What is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHIT- UP!!! ( shut up)
What’s a cancer girls sex kink? Hair Pull.
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Whats between a wife and a husband?
A divorce
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what day can you have sex on?
answer: Wednesday why? because its a hump day
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Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
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So i ment up to a Australia girls she look like 20 and i said can i have you phone number sweet heart she saod 696969 i said oh habha ok a few days later her mother called me and said she 15
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i just had sex
